More Fat Ass-trology for the Holidays

ARIES-LING (Mar 21 - Apr 19)You'll realize you have a problem when you hear "Why did you eat that gingerbread house? It was just for decoration!" for the third time this holiday season.TARTUS (Apr 20 - May 20)You go for a walk wearing a white track suit and kids start screaming "Ayyyyyy! A snowman came to life!" GEMINCEMEAT (May 21 - June 20)Good news: you'll manage to keep all of your upcoming