Resolutions That Probably Shouldn’t Be On Your List

•  Quit smoking and chewing tobacco at the same time• Make sure you drink at least one Slurpee per day• Read more… or at least watch more movies based on books… or at least watch more TV shows based on movies based on books… or at least just watch more TV.• Exercise at least one minute per week• Quit drinking coffee after 10 p.m.• Floss semi-annually• Take up something new, like salsa-dancing or