I'm Bad

My tummy rollin’ o’er my belt in some too-tight slacks,I’m weighin’ way too much, it’s time to face the facts.I was goin’ nowhere in the middle of my life.Time to pick up my pride, and put down the fork and knife.Time to quit eatin’ ice cream after dinner every night.Get busy exercisin’ and straighten out my diet.Oh, I'm fat… I'm way too wide.
Yes, I'm fat… I'm way too wide.

Turns out I feel