Santa Got Stuck in the Chimney

by Kenn Nesbitt Poor Santa got stuck in our chimney.I know it sounds weird, but it's true.His feet made it down, but his bellywas one size too large for the flue.  His reindeer are up on our rooftop.His sleigh is still loaded with toys.And Santa, that kindly old fellow,is making a whole lot of noise. We called the police and the sheriff.They showed up with ladders and cranes.They brought all