The Return of the Gingerbread People and Their Sad Demise

The True Story of the Gingerbread Persons and Their Sad DemiseOnce upon a time, a little old woman and a little old man lived in a cottage, which they held onto through a loan modification. One day the little old woman made some gingerbread people to keep her company.  Her husband was quite deaf and she needed someone to talk to. She gave them currants for eyes and cherries for buttons. Then