Why I No Longer Teach School

It was winter and the kindergarten teacher was helping her students suit up to go home.  One of the little boys asked for help with his boots, and she soon saw why.  Even with her pulling and him pushing, the boots still didn't want to go on.  By the time she wrestled the second boot onto his foot, she had worked up a sweat.  And when he said, "Teacher, they're on the wrong feet," she almost