More Signs That You Have a Bad Personal Trainer

• Just wants you to do jumping jacks in the parking lot for an hour.• Charges 99¢ a minute.• Admits to being a Nazi war criminal.• Stays on phone for entire session, in which you overhear several comments about “this fat loser that I’m working with right now.”• Not sure what a “lunge” is.• Insists that you wear thong and ass-less chaps during session.• Keeps curling up under bench press bench and